Kill the Unicorns
Kill the Unicorns
Kill the Unicorns
Kill the Unicorns
Kill the Unicorns

Kill the Unicorns

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Unicorns: A Rude and Smelly Problem

A blue unicorn, drooling and farting, and unicorns do

Once upon a time, the Queendom was overrun by unicorns. They ate all the beautiful plants, relieved themselves on private property, and farted a lot.

The queen was too kind to take action, so she left the matter to her malicious daughter. Eager to prove herself, the princess declared a Unicorn Hunt and invited everyone — including you!


Hunting Season is Open

A gnome selling cotton candy, made from 100% unicorn hair!

In Kill the Unicorns, you'll…

  • Choose a hero — Bard, Hunter, Knight, Princess, Shaman, or Wizard
  • Deploy sneaky Scheme Cards to lay your groundwork
  • Play Hunt Cards to outwit your opponents
  • Visit the Gnome Black Market to buy helpful items like Fairy Dust and Unicorn Paté

Good Times for Great People

Dice Tower Seal of Approval graphic

“I enjoyed it — I enjoyed the wonky, silly theme, and the pictures, and the cards.… I love the artwork and I think the theme is fun.

It works well with kids, it works well with families, it works well in a casual setting, but also offers some pretty good, interesting mechanisms. Dice Tower judgment: Approved!

— Tom Vasel, The Dice Tower

“I especially enjoyed being the Princess and using the Trojan Unicorn scheme to nab the unicorn of my choice right from under an unsuspecting hunter.”

— Forbes

[T]travel to a land of magical wizards, beautiful princesses, and noble unicorns. Sound good? You also need to kill those unicorns. Sounds even better, right?”

— Crunchyroll

Game Details

Kill the Unicorns components laid out on a table

  • 44 large square-format cards (28 unicorn cards, 6 starting unicorn cards, 6 character power cards, 4 black market cards)
  • 96 smaller square-format cards (48 hunt cards, 48 scheme cards)
  • 21 tokens (20 black market tokens, 1 first player token)
  • Scoring reference card
  • Printed rules

Creative Team: Designed by Cyril Besnard, Loïc Chorvot, and Alain Fondrille, with art by Levi Prewitt.

3–6 Players | 40+ Minutes | Ages 10+

Regular Price: $29.95 US
Stock Number: PLF250
EAN Number: 3700807400344

Size: 4.875" × 4.875" × 6"
Weight: 1 lb, 3 oz

A group image of the heroes we deserve

If you love unicorns, have a crooked sense or humor, and love to make very clever plans, Kill the Unicorns is the game for you!